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I FOUND MY OLD SCHOOL BUS PASS PICTURES HAHAH it’s like
little me hello
weird growing up me
then bam hello puberty
people messaging me if I have a mega pokemon evolution, this is me now lol
Well fuck me sideways and call me Ash
literally buy me a cat and i will seriously do anything you ask me to
this website is so fucked up
imagine though, gilbert going on autopilot one afternoon because his annoying clown of a superior is probably cranky as shit again, better give him his sugar fix, walking into break’s study and standing there waiting for break not to use the door and not give a crap about his personal space and commoner things like dignity and rib on him (gilbert. these scones are terrible and vile and you’re making that face again, ha ha) and- and then it hits him, oh, oh no, right, there’s nobody there. not anymore.
OFFICER ON DECK!
cutie reporting for duty
Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.
I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH
are those street names for drugs
the starry sky on the himalayas
CLICK ON THE PIC BRO
look at Shino’s style
I feel so bad for the greyscale kid
he’s so unimportant he doesn’t even get colour
My friend sent me this on facebook and I replied:
“Do down wanna hammer wrench a snow man? Come on let’s go and lesbian basketball. I never eyes down anymore, come out the door it’s like you’ve gone plane. We used to be like lesbians and now we’re dance, I pray down would tell me why. Do down wanna hammer wrench a snow man? It don’t have to be a snow man. GO AWAY ANNA. Okay wave. Do you wanna hammer wrench a snow man? Or something our bike around the house. I think some lesbian is overdue, I’ve started lips smile to the horse on the walls. (Pin in there, Joan!) It gets a little sad, all these empty rooms, eyes the watch clock by. Watch, clock, watch, clock, watch, clock, watch, clock, watch, clock. Music boat titanic cry music Elsa? Pray, up know down in there. Four peeps are question mark where down been. Four peeps say have tiger, and up trying to, up right door for down, just let me door. Lesbians only have lesbians, it’s just up and down, what are lesbians gonna do? Do down wanna hammer wrench a snow man?”